September 18, 2012
Beautiful liar (long post, but worth reading)
Hey! I have this very interesting talent, not too proud of it, but I still love it! I can detect a lie with my eyes closed, and tell a lie too: never been caught!
Don't get LIED to: This is not as easy as it seems, it has helped me from tiny stupid moments to getting out of deep muds.
(won't be using anime pics)
So, first, let me tell you this: You are not the only person out there knowing lies. That's one thing I've learnt.
Step 1 to beautiful liar: Eyes.
The doors to a person's soul. Well, if you want to convince you are tell the truth, you better look straight in the eyes of your "victim".
Step 2 to beautiful liar: Body language
If you touch your eyes, hands, hair, etc... Even if it's not nervous moving, it's too obvious. Stop it. If you can, stand/sit normally and if you must, get your hands together, it can help when beginning.
Step 3 to beautiful liar: Look
If you look guilty, or unconvincing, or nervous, or you show that you are not sure of what you are doing, you are going down to hell baby!
Step 4 to beautiful liar: Talking
Now, this is very important. If you talk like this:
"E-er.. I was just going to say t-that..." and so on, it's not gonna happen! Make sure you don't mess up long words. Even words like prerequisites and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalianism must not be mistaken. Also, as far as they know, you are innocent, so don't go around saying:
"I swear, i didn't do it!" or "please believe me". If it comes to a question such as did you do it, give out a clear, cold "NO."
(:P you don't need lie detectors)
ONE BASIC RULE
I had and impression you guys are better then this... -__-
The one and ONLY rule is: if a person is lying that person will be doing everything/most thigs above wrong. Duh...
*But, as I was writing my last sentence, i realized:
-I told you before that you are not the onyl one that knows lies... Yeah, so, make sure you study people very carefully, for any tiny mistake.
THERE ARE MANY MORE THINGS I KNOW, BUT I WORKED WAY TOO LONG TO JUST SHARE IT. WOOPS, BUT I'M NOT SORRY.
Posted by LaLaLina